Guy's Etiquette Test
(page last updated 30/08/98).
Take the first annual "Choose-A-Urinal"(c) Challenge!
(Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men
everywhere)....women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the restroom
that MUST be followed.)
The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
An X above the number will indicate "in use."
| | | x | | | x | indicates men are at stalls 3 and 6.
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which
stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck!
Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it
terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone
other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
- NO Singing. Period.
- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only... "Yeah, I see
you there. I will not look again".
Robert Chasmer -
(C) KAOS 1995-2000.