A collection humourous stories.

These pages contain a few jokes that people have mailed me over the ages (well since i've been online). I've reformated the jokes changing the plain old text into glorious HTML. As with all my pages I've also checked them with a syntax scanner, so as not to upset any fragile browsers.
If you have a frames & tables enabled browser try the 'Enhanced version' of this section. This version of stories does NOT make use of frames or tables, and so should be compatible with all browsers not just the fat MS and Netscape ones.
(page last updated: 24/07/99).

Please Note:


Normal jokes:-

  1. Englands 2006 World Cup Bid
  2. Actual classified sections of city newspapers
  3. Anagrams
  4. World Cup 98 - David Beckham Jokes
  5. NEWS FLASH: BEER
  6. The Right Man for the Job
  7. The world's best chat-up lines
  8. I wanna job - CV's
  9. 1997 Darwin Awards
  10. Dictionary of dating
  11. Women's attitude to diets
  12. Change Course!
  13. Easter Funnies
  14. "WOMAN" A Chemical Analysis
  15. Valued Employee?
  16. Engineers and scientists
  17. F14
  18. Farts
  19. Cat Flaps
  20. Help..... My cigars on fire
  21. Footbal Quotes
  22. The frog!
  23. The life of a full stop
  24. Smithsonian Institute
  25. Our Lord
  26. Hell Fire
  27. Insurance Claim Forms
  28. The genie and a mother-in-law
  29. Kissie Kissy
  30. Sewage
  31. Madcows disease: The facts the government tried to hide.
  32. Facts about Marriage
  33. More facts about Marriage
  34. The love of music
  35. OJ donations
  36. Pipe specification
  37. The big plop list
  38. Politics
  39. Pooh goes apeshit
  40. The drinking priest
  41. Free Drinks
  42. The keen salesman
  43. Santa
  44. Strange Signs
  45. Speeding Bidy
  46. Actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong
  47. Swim!
  48. Tommy Cooper Selection
  49. Guy's Etiquette Test
  50. Officer Efficiency and Fitness
  51. Work and Prison
  52. Womens English
  53. The Fastest Thing in the World
  54. Iraqi Scud Missile Launcher
  55. Signs for the English
  56. Room Service
  57. Catch the baby
  58. Plane Humour
  59. Poor Old Santa
  60. Mind Game

Computer related jokes:-

  1. Is Windows 95 a virus?
  2. If Microsoft started building cars
  3. Women and Computers
  4. C++ the truth
  5. Imminent crash
  6. The creation according to Microsoft
  7. The head of MS (Bill Gates) is dead
  8. Japanese poetry moves with the times
  9. Microsoft Contraception
  10. If Microsoft bought Mc Donalds
  11. Drug Dealers and Software Engineers - a Comparison
  12. Windows 98 source code
  13. Customer Suport for Dummies
  14. Bill Gates and his Army
  15. Sex with Gates

Rude jokes (sexual content):-

  1. The italian who went to malta
  2. Audi Engineer
  3. The complete set of blonde jokes
  4. Breakfast Time
  5. Bohemian Curry
  6. Elizabeth Taylors plastic surgeon
  7. Me Jane, you Tarzan
  8. Mooooo
  9. Coma
  10. The trouble with Condoms
  11. Debt
  12. Scotish Drunk
  13. Alex Ferguson
  14. The flying gerbil
  15. Gorilla
  16. Amish Horse
  17. Male and Female Interpretation
  18. The nun and the hippie
  19. Nunsense....
  20. The party
  21. Peaches
  22. Plane Crash
  23. QFM radio competion.
  24. Little Red Riding Hood
  25. Is sex work?
  26. Sexually suggestive lines in Star Wars
  27. Star Wars - The Musical
  28. Testicles
  29. Ting-a-ling
  30. Chinese torture
  31. The two Whales
  32. The Luckiest Man in the World
  33. Eye Test
  34. How to get on with Job Interviews
  35. Now quite a career
  36. A painful experience
  37. Wild Stalion
  38. Ripe Tomatos
  39. Monkey Troubles
  40. Johnnie`s Rubber
  41. Melbourne Radio

Slightly more dodgy jokes (ADULT):-

  1. Sexual limericks
  2. 100 point rice purity test
  3. Ritualistically Right
  4. Smurf shagging
  5. Viagra can do amazing things.
  6. Just what can you do with a duracell
  7. Famous Balls

Things that make you go Yuk...

  1. Loads of sick baby jokes
  2. Croc
  3. American ER stories
  4. Scrotum Self-Repair
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