Speeding Bidy

(page last updated 30/08/98).

There's an elderly couple travelling cross-country, with the woman driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol, the officer gets out of his car and says:

"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman then says "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"

The old man yells "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

So the woman gives him her license.

The patrolman then says "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"

"HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU" the old man yells.