The genie and a mother-in-law

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One day this fella finds a lamp in the garbage. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears. The genie says he will grant the man 3 wishes but there is one condition, your mother in law will receive double whatever you get. The man thinks about it for a minute and asks for a new sports car. The genie grants his wish and tells him his mother-in-law now has 2 new cars. For his second wish he asks for $10 million dollars in his bank account. The genie grants his wish and reminds the man his mother-in-law that she now has $20 million dollars in her bank account. The man thinks about his third wish for a few moments and then smiles and asks the genie to beat him half to death.

Jokes Index Robert Chasmer - (C) KAOS 95-97.