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Two Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down the bumpy back streets of Rome late one summer afternoon.

It starts getting quite dark and the two nuns are getting a little nervous.

The younger nun steers her bicycle closer to the older nun and says, "You know, I've never come this way before."

The older nun nods her head knowingly and says, "It's the cobblestones."

Jokes Index Robert Chasmer - (C) KAOS 1995-2000.