Mad Cows Disease

Seeing this for the first time as a Powerpoint file, really made be laugh. Now you can enjoy it no matter what platform your using, Acorn, Unix, NC, or PC with a web browser. As a special for all those Acorn users with Impression Style , the prettiest version yet for you to download. Alternatively feel free to download my offline HTML version of this page
(page last updated 16/08/99).

Public Service Announcement

How to identify if your cow has mad cows disease.

A Happy Cow
If your cow sounds like this
then fire up the barbecue.
A Rather Mad Cow
If your cow sounds like this
Moooooooo.....Har Har Har
may we suggest the fish.

Jokes Index Robert Chasmer - (C) KAOS 1995-99.