Our Lord

(page last updated 30/08/98).

Three Catholic women and an older Jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third old woman says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'".

As the little old Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her this subtle "Well...?" look.

So she says: "My son is 6'5"; he has broad, square shoulders, lean hips and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome, has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful. Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God...'.