NEWS FLASH: BEER

(page last updated 30/08/98).
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones=2E

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive=2E

No further testing is planned=2E


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