(page last updated 30/08/98).
An ANAGRAM, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. These are some good ones.
- Dormitory = Dirty Room
- Evangelist = Evil's Agent
- Santa = Satan
- Desperation = A Rope Ends It
- The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
- Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
- Animosity = Is No Amity
- Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
- Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
- Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
- Semolina = Is No Meal
- The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
- A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
- The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
- Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
- Contradiction = Accord not in it
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be; that is the question. Whether tis nobler in
the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
- George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
- George Bush = He bugs Gore
- Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo Warlord)
- Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
- Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
- Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
- The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty
And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
Robert Chasmer -
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