Anagrams

(page last updated 30/08/98).

General

• Dormitory = Dirty Room
• Evangelist = Evil's Agent
• Santa = Satan
• Desperation = A Rope Ends It
• The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
• Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
• Animosity = Is No Amity
• Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
• Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
• Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
• Semolina = Is No Meal
• The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
• A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
• The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
• Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
• Contradiction = Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be; that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Politicians:

• George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
• George Bush = He bugs Gore
• Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo Warlord)
• Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
• Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
• Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
• The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty

And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!