Sexually suggestive lines in Star Wars

(page last updated 30/08/98).
  1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
  2. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
  3. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
  4. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
  5. "Aren't you a little short for stormtrooper?"
  6. "You came in that thing? Your braver than I thought."
  7. "Sorry about the mess..."
  8. "Look at the size of that thing!"
  9. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
  10. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

Stay tuned for when The Empire Strikes Back!

Jokes Index Robert Chasmer - (C) KAOS 95-97.