Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss and Elle McPhereson on a plane. suddenly the air hostess shouts out "we're going to crash, everyone strap in !!"
Elle quickly straps in, and then start adjusting her bust so she's looking particularly pert and round. Kate stares at her then says "what are you doing !?"
Elle says, "making myself look more attractive, so when the rescue men come in, they'll see me and rescue me first".
Kate thinks about this, checks out her own assets, and quickly pulls out the makeup kit.. She starts applying the ole mascara and stuff when Naomi looks round, and says "what are you doing ?"
Kate says, "making myself look more attractive, so when the rescue men come in, they'll see me and rescue me first".
Naomi thinks about this, jumps up, pulls down her trousers and panties and sits back down with her legs apart.
Kate and Elle look at her, then each other, then at her, and say (in unison)
"What are you doing !?"
Naomi glances at them scornfully and replies, "You girls know nothing, first thing they'll be looking for is a Black Box !!"