Peaches

(page last updated 30/08/98).

A man was driving along a country road when he saw a sign that read:-
"Peaches, All Flavours, 1 Mile."

After seeing this he thought to himself, "I gotta see this!".
After driving for a mile he saw the stand and pulled off to investigate.

"Hi, I saw your sign and want to know how you can have peaches all flavours?"

"Well, sir, pick a flavour."

"OK, strawberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like strawberries.

"OK, blackberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like blackberries.

"OK, jelly and ice-cream."
The man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer. The customer bit into the peach and it tasted like ice-cream.

"Hey, I can taste the ice-cream but where's the jelly?"
"Turn it around." replied the man.
The customer turned the peach around and bit into it and tasted like jelly.

"OK, here's a hard one: pussy."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer the customer bit into it and responded,
"This tastes like shit!"

"Turn it around." replied the man.