Sex with Gates

(page last updated 14/12/98).

After the Hugh Grant incident that made the papers, Bill Gates called up Hugh Grant. Bill asked him "Was it really worth $50 to almost ruin your career?"

Hugh replied "Bill, actually it was worth a million".

So Bill called up Hughes' favorite prostitute, but since she became so famous, her prices had gone up quite a bit. So Bill paid $10,000 for a night with Divine.

In the morning he said, "That was fantastic! Now I know why professionally you call yourself 'Devine'."

She answered "Thank you, and now I know why you call your company 'Microsoft'."