Females and Computers
(page last updated 30/08/98).
The top six reasons computers are female:-
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
- The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as
informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm
certainly not going to tell you".
- The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
- No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
- As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
- The choice available to you is proportional to the contents of your
- The older it gets, the less likely it is to be capable of doing what
you demand from it.
- Simple requests often result in unpredictable responses.
- Your current model is unlikely to be useful after the year 2000.
Robert Chasmer -
(C) KAOS 1995-2000.